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Post by Parkko » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:04 pm

*Parkko catch the can, and then check it*
heh, only 11.8 % of alcool, well, we cant have what we want these day...
*he open the can, start drinking it, then see his other beer is half drink*
ohh man...can i have a glass please ?
*the barman give a glass to Parkko*
*Parkko mix the two beer in the glass and taste it*
ohh man...that some not very good mixture
*Parkko look at the girl*
by the way, thank you for the beer
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Post by jato » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:15 pm

*a man walks thru the door, then stops to think for a moment before turning around and yelling
"Oy bouncer, get the hell in here, no not you. YOU"
*he points to the assistant droid.
"ok the guy we are looking for is..."
*he pulls out a little handheld holo-computer, and taps a few buttons
"ahh, hehe. This fellow shouldn't be to hard to find. Look for the biggest, stupidest 'trox you can find. Tell me when you've found him"
*The bot nods
"it will be done sir"
*the man puts the handheld back in his pocket then goes to sit down at the bar, and motions to the barman
"Double shot of rum if you please"
*He then searches around in his pocket, and find what he was looking for: a cigar
*He looks around at the other people at the bar
"You don't mind, do you?"
*without waiting for a reply he lights it and puffs away
"good, didn't think so"
*there is a beeping from somewhere on his body, and then a robotic voice
"Found him sir"
*the man stubs his cigar out.
"hehe, this is gunna be fun"
*he downs the rest of the rum, and walks towards the atrox
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Post by majdelta » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:42 pm

*just as the world stops spinning he feels a cold metal tapping on his shoulder*
metal man you won you won...
*he notices its a new robot. god, he thinks to him self, I hate robots*
what you want tin man? other metal man already has my beer!
*he starts to wish, he'd done as his mother had wanted and joined omni med*
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Post by LotusJake » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:50 pm

*walks back through the door and notices how everyone seems to have defiled his corpse*

Hey, I know i was askin for it earlier but sheesh, did you hafta do all that? At least it looks like all my stuff is still here...

*grumbles at mymosa as he makes his way to the corner to plot his revenge* one of these days I'm gonna get her back... *grumble*

*almost as an afterthought he yells to the barkeep* I'll take that Beer now!
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Post by Mymosa » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:31 am

Cry baby..
*sticking her tongue out at Jake*
The.. "gentleman".. over there has your beer
*grinning wickedly. Notices the movement at the door, the order the guy gives to his droid..
is almost sure who he is looking for and has the feeling the guy doesn't just want to sell the trox some candy..
waits to see what happens... while buffing some shields and damage, you never know..*
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Post by Parkko » Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:13 am

*Parkko take a look at everyone, and he see the atmosphere is getting agressive*
Barman ? you dont ask my first question do you ?
*The barman turn sudendly to Parkko*
Hmmm ? ohh yes, the tower field, there one out of the city
*Parkko leave his glass of mixed beer on the table, put some bullets into his rifle and walk to the exit*
Well...cya all ! here for the beer !
*Parkko throw 100 cred to the barman, and another 100 cred to the pretty woman*
And you can keep the extra money
*Parkko leave*
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Post by Mymosa » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:34 am

*smirks some, taking the 100 crdz and tossing them to the barman*
You should buy more beer, they seem to like it.
*winks at him*
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Post by LotusJake » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:31 pm

*Pulls out a bag of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies*

Well at least i got this bag of warm melty cookies from my grandma.

*looks down for a moment to tie his shoe, looks back up to see an empty bag and a Happy looking Mymosa with a suprisingly large chocolate stain around her mouth*

WTH!! First, you kill me with some nasty BBQ sauce covered nugget, and now you steal my delicious cookies! how dare you!

*lunges across the room in an attempt at revenge*
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Post by majdelta » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:49 am

silly tin man, you sell cabbage wax? I no need cabbage wax. got 3 case at home.

*he turns back to his drink. he snatches LotusJakes neck, in mid air. Jake is now dangling from the rather large hand of a very high strung, a very upset trox*
pretty lady, want I should squish crazy, jumpy, man?

*looking at lotusJake*
want leet nugget?
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Post by Mymosa » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:10 pm

*grins, and taps pokey on the shoulder*
-Nope, it's ok. Drop it now, you don't know where it's been.
Maybe wanna go wash your hands now.
*sticks tongue out at Jake*
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Post by LotusJake » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:59 pm

*addresses pokey*
Ugh, thanks for letting me breathe again.
*turns to Mym*
I Don't know how you always get everyone on your side, steal my cookies and think you'll get away with it eh? you just wait and see.
*turns and walks back to his seat*
*cracks a big smile as he sneakily slips the bottle of laxative back into his coat pocket, after having added some to Mym's drink*
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Post by Parkko » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:45 pm

*Parkko enter again*
Man what the mess ! where that ?!$%*(" tower field you where talking 'bout ? where that &?%$"! tower field ? holy %&$!
*Parkko sit down on a chair near Jake and talk to himself*
Ohh man, i feel like getting a drink
*He see a drink left on the table, it seem full, parkko take a hand on and start to drink it, sudently*
What the ?
*And he run to the toilet*
Move &%?!$%! move ! Urgency !
*He lock himself into the toilet, and then...*
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Post by Mymosa » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:53 pm

*finaly starts caring, turns around..*
What the hell just happened?
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Post by Capt Crasher » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:16 am

An ear-splitting screech followed by a deafening crash eminates from outside the front door of the now empty bar. Smoke wafts in, following a man busily patting out flames on the sleeves of his singed clothing. Coughing and hacking He blearily looks around at the empty room.

"What just happened out there?" The bartender asks.

"Huh? Where? OH! THAT...some idiot crashed his bike, thats all..." He replies with a dismissive wave. "I heard there was a big party going on here? Where is everyone?"

"A Party? Here?" The bartender responds with a confused look. Shaking He head and rubbing his chin thoughtfully He says, "The Last party we had Here must have been back in...well, about..uhhh, I'd say 7 or 8 months ago. Real big blast too." He raises his eyebrows and smiles, a faraway look in his eyes. "Lots of fun! A Real knock-down-drag-out if You kow what I mean."
Looking back to his latest patron He says "Too bad You missed it. Want a Beer anyway?"

"Yeah, sure." The man replies with a long exhalation. Wiping soot off his forehead as He hefts himself onto one of the stools, He adds "You got BBQ leet nuggets? I could really go for some of those..."
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