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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by WorldTrader » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:21 am

I think Tarra is HILARIOUS! I love the stance he keeps regarding the intelligence and competence threshholds. I always enforce proper communications myself ...but not to Tarra's degree ^^
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Pnunu » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:53 am

EDTA wrote:
Tarradax wrote:You're all missing the weird part:
22:48 <mib_dr5q44> hi last time i remember u helped me
THAT.
So? You mean you never helped somebody yet and that this is impossible? I don't get it...
Tarra would not voluntarily help someone. *contradicts self*
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Tarradax » Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:53 am

EDTA wrote:
Tarradax wrote:You're all missing the weird part:
22:48 <mib_dr5q44> hi last time i remember u helped me
THAT.
So? You mean you never helped somebody yet and that this is impossible? I don't get it...
I'd never bother talking to anyone with such a degree of AOL-speak, so it's impossible I'd actually help them. I thought it was obvious :D
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Potototo » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:20 pm

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by WorldTrader » Thu May 12, 2011 2:59 pm

Just some fun at the local shop bank...
Two mid-level froobs are parked inside the bank terminal...talking...as if they were the bank =)


Toosquishy: insert items in bank
Toosquishy: we are bank trust us
Toosquishy: bank knows all
Gnome: we are bank
Gnome: bank holds all
Toosquishy: bank your items now
Toosquishy: that backpack screams for bank
(Toosquishy is eye-ing my re-fitted backpack)
Toosquishy: Banking is all your dreams
Worldtrader: i will be reporting this bank malfunction to the ICC
I'm roleplaying obviously ^_^
Toosquishy: bank is not happy
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"Damn You are Handy" - Eskondas
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"I swear you are the best trader!" - Wranglers
"you are UNIQUE somehow :)" - Kalvik4
"truly EXCEPTIONAL" - Mezzbest
"awesome service!" - Skytter
"You are an awesome guy" - Toomz
"How do you have so much power?" - Defiler
"the best trader in the game" - Octavio
"u are the most awsome trader ingame ^_^" - Alzyah
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by squishy » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:39 pm

WorldTrader wrote:Just some fun at the local shop bank...
Two mid-level froobs are parked inside the bank terminal...talking...as if they were the bank =)


Toosquishy: insert items in bank
Toosquishy: we are bank trust us
Toosquishy: bank knows all
Gnome: we are bank
Gnome: bank holds all
Toosquishy: bank your items now
Toosquishy: that backpack screams for bank
(Toosquishy is eye-ing my re-fitted backpack)
Toosquishy: Banking is all your dreams
Worldtrader: i will be reporting this bank malfunction to the ICC
I'm roleplaying obviously ^_^
Toosquishy: bank is not happy

Me and my org mates were very bored that day :)
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by mortem » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:26 pm

After being here for over a year, I just realized this thread exists, and I'm in it. Its disappointing that Worldtrader only got a bit of the RP commentary me and squish were having that day, we spent over 2 hours inside the FT bank. Loads of fun. Unfortunately, I do not remember anyone making any successful deposits with us that day, but there were loads that were confused when they traded with us. We had removed our weapons and large social gear and placed ourselves inside the bank terminal in such a way as to only have our faces exposed. Such as to look almost as if the bank had a hologram face in the front. more often than not, it seemed, the game would default to trading with us rather than the machine we stood inside, similar to standing on a grid terminal and getting the same result.
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Oyster » Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:45 pm

Some time ago I was in the CoH with my Engi (about lvl 100). I was camping for Cenobite Shadows, sitting in a safe corner when a lvl 200 shade popped up, running back and forth in the main corridor.
Suddenly he had a bunch of aggro and comes sit behind me and as a result, I get the aggro. After I killed the mobs the conversation went like this:
Me: thanks for training, amazing how you can't kill them at your level.
Shade: Yeah, isn't it.
Moments later, he left saying: I'm a busy man, I have no time to babysit you.
I guess he was upset the mobs didn't kill me... :lol:

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