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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Tarradax » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:21 am

Potototo wrote:OT OOC, a place for intelligent discussion

[OT OOC] Juniornt: who 1st will trade me, that will get 100k
[OT OOC] Gentleatrox: Morphing Memory
[OT OOC] Icecoldsmash: f*** OFF!
[OT OOC] Icecoldsmash: I needs money.
[OT OOC] Potototo: y'all getting ripped off
[OT OOC] Tyranadon: troll is trolling
[OT OOC] Gentleatrox: cry some more !
[OT OOC] Mournborn: pie is pie
[OT OOC] Potototo: i am batman
[OT OOC] Tyranadon: but is it?
[OT OOC] Gentleatrox: human has hands
[OT OOC] Potototo: vladimir putin
[OT OOC] Zakklee: Does the bear s*** in the woods?
[OT OOC] Gentleatrox: yes not
[OT OOC] Zakklee: Probably not so
[OT OOC] Tyranadon: nope, but it's known to s*** in the liquor tent if i recall correctly
[OT OOC] Zakklee: Yeah if you've been there recently
[OT OOC] Juniornt: Thanks: "Gentleatrox" :)
[OT OOC] Zakklee: First one to give me 10b wins a dollar!
[OT OOC] Gentleatrox: np
[OT OOC] Zakklee: :D
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Pnunu » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:27 am

Tarradax wrote:
Potototo wrote:OT OOC, a place for intelligent discussion
Unpossible.
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Potototo » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:26 pm

OT shopping channel, another place for intelligent discussion

[OT shopping 11-50] Metaboliism: OMG IT'S CALLING FOR YOU ILLISRAB.....
[OT shopping 11-50] Metaboliism: COME TO BOR GRID AND .....
[OT shopping 11-50] Metaboliism: ITS FREEEEEEEEEE
[OT shopping 11-50] Marshalxlaw: me?
[OT shopping 11-50] Marshalxlaw: oh whyy ty
[OT shopping 11-50] Metaboliism: No Illisrab
[OT shopping 11-50] Illisrab: :o
[OT shopping 11-50] Illisrab: this cant be real
[OT shopping 11-50] Illisrab: someone poke me
[OT shopping 11-50] Potototo: ok
[OT shopping 11-50] Brampfine: ihh second hand sweat and fart soaked armor
[OT shopping 11-50] Marshalxlaw: i am illisrab
[OT shopping 11-50] Marshalxlaw: wru meta
[OT shopping 11-50] Zeroexist: no iam illisrab
[OT shopping 11-50] Waldo: wtf is illisrab?
[OT shopping 11-50] Metaboliism: Borealis Grid!
[OT shopping 11-50] Marshalxlaw: loool
[OT shopping 11-50] Illisrab: no you arent :O and you can't make a char called illisrap or illisrad, cause they belong to me too ! :O
[OT shopping 11-50] Marshalxlaw: im illisrab
[OT shopping 11-50] Potototo: no i am illisrab i swear
[OT shopping 11-50] Metaboliism: I will buy that morphing memory for 500 thousend credits!
[OT shopping 11-50] Zeroexist: NO i am illisrab
[OT shopping 11-50] Metaboliism: Where can i pick it up?
[OT shopping 11-50] Begatess: gonna make a illismad
[OT shopping 11-50] Marshalxlaw: SHUT UP Illisrab im illisrab
[OT shopping 11-50] Illisrab: this reminds me of the "we're all squidward" scene from spongebob :o
[OT shopping 11-50] Begatess: oh wait
[OT shopping 11-50] Begatess: gonna make a Illisnab
[OT shopping 11-50] Begatess: :D
[OT shopping 11-50] Zeroexist: lol
[OT shopping 11-50] Illisrab: mate of mine wanted Illisrape :(
[OT shopping 11-50] Marshalxlaw: lol

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by s2173 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:32 am

This is a fanny conversation i had. didn't record it, telling it by memory.
*I'm a noob, looking for a npc*
Me (On clan's channel): How to make the map show coordinates?
(No answer)
(10 minutes later)
Me: How to make the map show coordinates?
(No answer)
(Random chat starts)
Me: Come on, I'm not asking for buff, 'm not asking for credits, all I ask is what is the shortcut to make map show coordinates, please?
(Random chat continues)
(Random chat ends)
Me: HOW TO MAKE MAP SHOW COORDINATES, PLEASE?
(10 minute silence)
Me: What's the shortcut to make map show coordinathes, pretty please?
(10 minute silence)
Me: Let me perafraze that to more understandable languige: telL! me hOW to mk tHWE f*** map sHW crdinathes, you Fukin MOTHEtfucaz, PLZ?
Someone else: Hover the mouse over the minimap. Not the world map, the minimap.
Me: Thank you wery much.

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Pnunu » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:37 am

s2173 wrote: Me: Let me perafraze that to more understandable languige: telL! me hOW to mk tHWE f*** map sHW crdinathes, you Fukin MOTHEtfucaz, PLZ?
Someone else: Hover the mouse over the minimap. Not the world map, the minimap.
Me: Thank you wery much.
Illustrates the sorry state of gaming. ...however, thanks for the chuckle!
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by snarfblatt » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:22 am

Pnunu wrote:Illustrates the sorry state of the human race. ...however, thanks for the chuckle!
./fixed
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by WorldTrader » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:27 am

snarfblatt wrote:
Pnunu wrote:Illustrates the sorry state of the human race. ...however, thanks for the chuckle!
./fixed
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Good observation Snarf ;)
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Potototo » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:04 am

[OT OOC] Mysteryedge: I AM CIT AFRIDE TO LOOSE LIKE YOU I AM A FIGHTER
[OT OOC] Khaine: your spelling makes me afraid

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Tarradax » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:38 am

Potototo wrote:[OT OOC] Mysteryedge: I AM CIT AFRIDE TO LOOSE LIKE YOU I AM A FIGHTER
[OT OOC] Khaine: your spelling makes me afraid
So am I getting this wrong or did "Mysteryedge" admit to being a loose cyst?
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Potototo » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:09 pm

Tarradax wrote:
Potototo wrote:[OT OOC] Mysteryedge: I AM CIT AFRIDE TO LOOSE LIKE YOU I AM A FIGHTER
[OT OOC] Khaine: your spelling makes me afraid
So am I getting this wrong or did "Mysteryedge" admit to being a loose cyst?
I think he tried to say "I AM NOT AFRAID TO LOSE" and failed miserably at spelling

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Tarradax » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:11 pm

Random IRC banter, no idea what the hell but it was painful to read:

22:48 <mib_dr5q44> hi last time i remember u helped me
22:50 <mib_dr5q44> can u help?
22:50 <Tarradax> Sorry, my assistance requires a spelling competence and intelligence threshold minimum. You do not seem to meet those criteria.
22:51 -!- mib_dr5q44 is now known as mib_5p8i9n
22:51 <mib_5p8i9n> do u here?
22:52 <Tarradax> You failed at reading. Congratulations.
22:53 <mib_5p8i9n> u dont know what u mean
22:53 <mib_5p8i9n> i
22:53 <Tarradax> Sorry, my assistance requires a spelling competence and intelligence threshold minimum. You do not seem to meet those criteria.
22:54 <mib_5p8i9n> but iam :P
22:54 <mib_5p8i9n> i dont want only that u have newsletter via email
22:57 <mib_5p8i9n> u know what i say?
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Saavick » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:18 pm

You meany, for in game chat, that's quite acceptable spelling :)
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Post by DocJones » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:47 pm

Yep, what do you expect from a 12 year old kiddo? ;D
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Tarradax » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:02 am

You're all missing the weird part:
22:48 <mib_dr5q44> hi last time i remember u helped me
THAT.
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by EDTA » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:41 am

Tarradax wrote:You're all missing the weird part:
22:48 <mib_dr5q44> hi last time i remember u helped me
THAT.
So? You mean you never helped somebody yet and that this is impossible? I don't get it...
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