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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by DocJones » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:17 pm

DocJones wrote:
[*******]: hey
To [*******]: Hello!
[*******]: plz man can u help me 1 help plz
To [*******]: What do you need?
[*******]: plz man can u lined me money for git armor and impolnet and buff plz man
[*******]: plz man ned help you for it plz
[*******]: ok plz man
To [*******]: Sorry, cant give you credits. Its against my religion
...I was really tempted to redirect him/her/it to Tarradax.
Followup: a few days later on an alt...
[Ndythelv]: hey
To [Ndythelv]: hello
[Ndythelv]: plz can u help me 1 help plz
To [Ndythelv]: Whats your demand?
[Ndythelv]: plz man can u lined me any money for twnek me plz mna iam need armor and implnet an buff'
[Ndythelv]: plz need it is the help plz
[Ndythelv]: ok plz man
[Ndythelv]: can u help me plz
To [Ndythelv]: Again: Its against my religion to give free help.
[Ndythelv]: what
To [Ndythelv]: We already had that debate a few days ago. Learn to write/speak properly and be gently. And NEVER beg for money. You hurt my religious feelings doing otherwise.
[Ndythelv]: ok thx alot
Didnt remove his name this time, be warned when you spot him...

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Saavick » Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:57 am

DocJones wrote:Didnt remove his name this time, be warned when you spot him...Tarraaaa!
It's not against the rules of this forums as far as I can tell but I would encourage you to remove his name... Sure he may be an annoying begger, but it's not fair to give him a bad name for it on a forum that many people read :)
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by DocJones » Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:04 am

Heyas,

in all honest, he was randomly PM'ing every highbie standing around WA subway the first time, and a few days later he moved on to OA hill (2nd time). Begging for credits IS bad, in my opinion. If he'd just asked for help with some implants to tradeskill or some buffs AND would have asked nicely and in a READABLE format, i am the last who would help.

But this is just annoying (in my opinion even close to harrasment).

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by EDTA » Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:06 am

DocJones wrote:If he'd just asked for help with some implants to tradeskill or some buffs AND would have asked nicely and in a READABLE format, i am the last who would help.
So even if he did everything properly, everybody else would have to help him before you consider it your turn? :O
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by DocJones » Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:01 pm

EDTA wrote:
DocJones wrote:If he'd just asked for help with some implants to tradeskill or some buffs AND would have asked nicely and in a READABLE format, i am the last who would help.
So even if he did everything properly, everybody else would have to help him before you consider it your turn? :O
Gah, thats some kind of german saying. "I'd be the last to help" is very much like the "... NOT." negation, acutally meaning "I'd be the first to help". Sorry for the confusion :)

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by WorldTrader » Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:11 pm

[OT shopping 11-50] Worldtrader: WTB Pat
[OT shopping 11-50] Patriots: not for sale
[OT shopping 11-50] Worldtrader: ^_^
[OT shopping 11-50] Patriots: :P


...truly a dumb chat. I just wanted to say "Pat the n00b" so badly...for no reason at all...just because he was there :rr:
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by etocynned » Thu May 13, 2010 2:41 pm

So ima go hug 3 separate leets, like right now!!! Cuz if i end up connected with Death i don't know what im gonna do!

Keep this stuff coming! The community at large is so incredible in this game i think this type of stuff lets us know were playing with real people.
Perhaps hell come across this post and be able to laugh at himself.

Love it. If i ever saw a chat of my own like that id roflmao!
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by etocynned » Thu May 13, 2010 10:54 pm

ok this was me getting off track in a big way:

i asked about maxing rs on my new NT, im Treenis.

OT OOC] Treenis: nt, im kiting
[OT OOC] Delsynora: whats RS?
[OT OOC] Replicator: [OT OOC] Georgesmith: and what is your profession? lol fail
[OT OOC] Georgesmith: haha max
[OT OOC] Replicator: runspeed
[OT OOC] Treenis: what about SWIMMING?
[OT OOC] Georgesmith: do you swimm much?
[OT OOC] Replicator: none
[OT OOC] Delsynora: I thought only advy would even think of swimming
[OT OOC] Treenis: should i do a full reset and max swimming?
[OT OOC] Onnekas: yes
[OT OOC] Onnekas: you need to swim faster than michael phelps
[OT OOC] Replicator: definately
[OT OOC] Replicator: swimming is better the running'
[OT OOC] Onnekas: also invest some IP into Vehicle Ground
[OT OOC] Treenis: more like not drowning
[OT OOC] Treenis: i hada a kodiak on my main till like 90 when i stumbled into a yalm
[OT OOC] Thilly: dont tell this guy stupid s***
[OT OOC] Thilly: dont do vehicle ground
[OT OOC] Thilly: or swimming
[OT OOC] Treenis: i know
[OT OOC] Georgesmith: hehe
[OT OOC] Thilly: or any vehicle other than maybe air
[OT OOC] Replicator: im off to go give pleasures to items, cya
[OT OOC] Delsynora: but don't buy any air even unless you buy the car first
[OT OOC] Treenis: well ima max swimming and hydro vehicle after my full ip reset
[OT OOC] Onnekas: good plan
[OT OOC] Replicator: ok good
[OT OOC] Thilly: yea thats a good plan
[OT OOC] Replicator: u need em the most
[OT OOC] Thilly: screenshots please
[OT OOC] Treenis: lol
[OT OOC] Onnekas: you'll be the most prepared should rubi-ka become flooded
[OT OOC] Onnekas: you'll be like our Noah, and you'll build us an ark
[OT OOC] Treenis: its always good to be prepared
[OT OOC] Llumm: or if it just rains alot
[OT OOC] Replicator: also max mech engi
[OT OOC] Replicator: its good
[OT OOC] Replicator: for making nano'sd
[OT OOC] Treenis: and definitly map nav and melee energy, cuz nanotechs use those alot!
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Onnekas: and grenades
[OT OOC] Replicator: oh yea!
[OT OOC] Replicator: lol i used em alot on my 150
[OT OOC] Treenis: grenades and heavy weapons
[OT OOC] Replicator: usually like 20 000 dmg
[OT OOC] Treenis: serious rep?
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Replicator: its freaken crazy haha
[OT OOC] Treenis: i never heard of anyone usin grenade
[OT OOC] Replicator: its a little secret
[OT OOC] Treenis: are they aoe?
[OT OOC] Savingcrit-1: see some engineers use grenadews
[OT OOC] Replicator: funcom didnt want u to know since its so good
[OT OOC] Georgesmith: eh come on
[OT OOC] Georgesmith: what if some newbie was reading this?
[OT OOC] Treenis: lol
[OT OOC] Georgesmith: you guide them to a total ip messup.
[OT OOC] Replicator: well they deserve to know
[OT OOC] Replicator: lol
[OT OOC] Onnekas: what noob would be complete without swimming, vehicle hydro, and grenades
[OT OOC] Treenis: ok newbs, disregard all the talk of ip expenditure for the last 50 lines above
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Replicator: lol
[OT OOC] Replicator: dont listen to him, he is trying oto make u fail
[OT OOC] Onnekas: i think it's a great IP set up for fishing. get on your boat, drop grenades into the water, then jump in to gather all the dead fish
[OT OOC] Treenis: ima roll something just to do that
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Delsynora: do make sure you jump in the water only AFTER the nades go off, and not before
[OT OOC] Treenis: think i saw a boat in bor one time, huge thing goin real slow by ft
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Inactive: Whats the average going price for a Cheap Division 9 Plasmaprojector? Somewhere around ql 30 or so?
[OT OOC] Replicator: they do aoe dmg
[OT OOC] Treenis: ok so max rs for my new little nt, good to know
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Treenis: thx for giggles all
[OT OOC] Georgesmith: and nano initiative
[OT OOC] Treenis: ya its maxed
[OT OOC] Replicator: good
[OT OOC] Replicator: and grenades
[OT OOC] Onnekas: and swimming
[OT OOC] Replicator: for extra dmg
[OT OOC] Treenis: i wish every prof had a guide like tarradax's fixer guide
[OT OOC] Replicator: heh i wish
[OT OOC] Treenis: which does more dmg swimming or grenades?
[OT OOC] Replicator: swimming
[OT OOC] Thilly: gotta twink both
[OT OOC] Thilly: to get max benefit
[OT OOC] Onnekas: get enough swimming, and you get the special ability "human torpedo"
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Thilly: ever try to throw something underwater? yeah you need swimming skill. and with all the underwater combat in this game, its necessary
[OT OOC] Replicator: its pretty hard
[OT OOC] Replicator: need lke 250 swimming
[OT OOC] Treenis: laddering my lv 17 nt into ql 200 swimming and grenade imps RIGHT NOW!
[OT OOC] Onnekas: first thing i put IP into was swimming...how else was I gonna get to shore from that crashed shuttle?
[OT OOC] Replicator: nice
[OT OOC] Thilly: swimming saves lives
[OT OOC] Delsynora: too bad the shuttle doesn't crash anymore
[OT OOC] Onnekas: i now demand someone start a Baywatch org
[OT OOC] Replicator: especially if ur running from a hooker
[OT OOC] Thilly: i roleplay as rescue diver, swimming is my e-life
[OT OOC] Treenis: actually its not drowning that saves lives, swimming is for fun
[OT OOC] Treenis: new proffession, Lifeguards!
[OT OOC] Replicator: heh
[OT OOC] Onnekas: protecting rubi-ka's many beaches
[OT OOC] Treenis: funcom are you paying attention
[OT OOC] Delsynora: Pants with a Zebra PrintGloves with a Zebra PrintHood with a Zebra PrintBoots with a Zebra Print sometimes mission items can be so nice =)
[OT OOC] Georgesmith: yeah
[OT OOC] Onnekas: i'll tweet my whistle outside newland and yell "no running!"
[OT OOC] Treenis: someone has to protect the newbs at the shuttleport
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Treenis: no mmos for 30 mins after eating
[OT OOC] Onnekas: no splashing. that includes splash damage
[OT OOC] Treenis: now thats some serious aoe
[OT OOC] Onnekas: oh, and i'll need a snare on me all the time so that i'm always running in slo-mo
[OT OOC] Treenis: awww it burns!!!
[OT OOC] Thilly: try to keep your chemical AC high, chlorine is bad for the skin
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Onnekas: good point
[OT OOC] Replicator: 5dmg per second=bad
[OT OOC] Treenis: and wear your shades of lucubration, they protect against chlorine too
[OT OOC] Replicator: yea
[OT OOC] Replicator: n buy some lube, help for rough times
[OT OOC] Onnekas: omnifiers can double as sun tan lotion
[OT OOC] Treenis: so... to wrap up, newbs there will be a test, max: grenades and swimming and veh. hydro to maximize your enjoyment of this game!

i had tears running down my face, buncha guys joined in, twas fun!
Regards,
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Cantcatchme - lv 64 fixer
Grawg - lv 91 MP
Downsimba - lv 12 chair trox enf
Treenis - lv18 nt
Roflstawmp - lv 10 engy
Qwertina - lv 27 "nanorage" enf
Laundard - lv 60 totw ma
Tradewitmii - 25 trader
and Multiple alts incl. MA, Doc and Trader

...the path back to Paradise is lined with the bones of my enemies. Their screams soothe me during the long nights, when I dream of what I have lost. I laugh when I recall their writhing anguish, their groveling to please me, the hope that their suffering will be put to an end. But I feed from their anguish and the begging look in their eyes as they grovel at my feet, hoping for a cessation...
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by WorldTrader » Fri May 14, 2010 3:53 am

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Zip file » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:01 am

[OT shopping 11-50] *****: WTS Ql 67 Hacked Boosted-Graft: Feet of Stone 350k // QL 80 Hacked Boosted-Graft: Feet of Stone 450k // QL 105 Hacked Symbio-Graft: Playful Cub 1mil // Ql 105 Hacked Symbio-Graft: Enhanced Senses 1mil // QL 105 Hacked Boosted-Graft: Enhanced Senses 1.4mil // Ql 106 Hacked Symbio-Graft: Lesser Paralyze with Indecision 700k
[OT shopping 11-50] *****: WTS Nano Crystal (Summoning of Ignatus Mind-Clouder) 500k mezz pet QL 100/// Nano Crystal (Anima of Fathomless Rage) pet piss off Ql 110 600k // Nano Crystal (Enfraam's Supreme Fortification) 750k // Ring of the Nucleus Basalis 275k in Bor Next to Grid
[Clan shopping 11-50] *****: WTS Ql 67 Hacked Boosted-Graft: Feet of Stone 350k // QL 80 Hacked Boosted-Graft: Feet of Stone 450k // QL 105 Hacked Symbio-Graft: Playful Cub 1mil // Ql 105 Hacked Symbio-Graft: Enhanced Senses 1mil // QL 105 Hacked Boosted-Graft: Enhanced Senses 1.4mil // Ql 106 Hacked Symbio-Graft: Lesser Paralyze with Indecision 700k
[Clan shopping 11-50] *****: WTS Nano Crystal (Summoning of Ignatus Mind-Clouder) 500k mezz pet QL 100/// Nano Crystal (Anima of Fathomless Rage) pet piss off Ql 110 600k // Nano Crystal (Enfraam's Supreme Fortification) 750k // Ring of the Nucleus Basalis 275k in Bor Next to Grid
To [*****]: keep spamming and you'll be on everyones ignore list...
[*****]: if tryign to sell something is spamming then ignore me your stupid anyway
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Sferykal » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:04 am

Zip file wrote:[wall-of-text]
Aside of maybe putting all this into a link to an info window, I see nothing really wrong here (assuming the whole chunk doesn't get repeated over and over again). Clanners only see clan channels, omnis see only omni-channels, to sell to both sides you have to spam both sided channels. Neutrals see both sides (and can spam both sides :D).
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Matsuda » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:37 am

Sferykal wrote:
Zip file wrote:[wall-of-text]
Aside of maybe putting all this into a link to an info window, I see nothing really wrong here (assuming the whole chunk doesn't get repeated over and over again). Clanners only see clan channels, omnis see only omni-channels, to sell to both sides you have to spam both sided channels. Neutrals see both sides (and can spam both sides :D).
If you look better you will see that it is twice in Omnii channel and twice in clan channel.

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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Blutblume » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:13 am

no it isn't, maybe you should look better :)
Imho nothing is wrong with this guy. He posted 2 different WTS messages on both OT and Clan shopping channel. His prices are really fair and Zip-File totally overreacted. Also if you ask me, making huge sales on the Shopping channels is way better than putting all the stuff in GMS for a ridiculous price.
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